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Wednesday, 26 February 2014

Cute And Funny Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls And Saying For Your Boyfriends

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When you read quotes in someone's profile on a social networking website, you instantly form an opinion about that person. So profile quotes are a personal branding tool. Here is a collection of quotations that would classify as good profile quotes. Like to be seen as "funny?" Select funny profile quotes from this list. Or care to look serious? There are profile quotes for you too. Take your pick. Make your profile.
Dick Cavett
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive.

Baltasar Gracian
Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.

Spike Milligan
Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Charles Caleb Colton
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.

Henry David Thoreau
The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?

Virginia Woolf
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.

William Shakespeare
Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.

Benjamin Spock
There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.

Henry Fielding
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

Quentin Crisp
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

William Rotsler
How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. ~David Byrne
Love is a game that two can play and both win. ~Eva Gabor
Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670
I'm so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy. ~Jaesse Tyler
We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love. ~Robert Fulghum, True Love
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen
You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. ~Author Unknown
True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall – but you are there to catch them. ~Author Unknown
You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. ~Author Unknown
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown
I climbed up the door and opened the stairs,
Said my pajamas and put on my prayers,
Then I turned off the bed and crawled into the light
All because you kissed me goodnight!
~Author Unknown