Funny Cute Quotes Biography
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Social networks give a wow to your name and cute bios ideas for girls on Instagram, Tumblr and Twitter boost up your fame and followers in no time. Post these funny quotes on your bios and become a comedy king.
Posting cute, clever and creative bios on Twitter and Instagram is a fun idea but now it’s become a competition as well. Girls like to post funny jokes about witty guys on their profile bios and Facebook statuses and clever guys also don’t miss any chance and continuously post girly jokes on their profiles pages.
Enjoy my big list of cute bios for instagram and Twitter!
It is a sad truth when you become so boring and decided that the best thing to do this Saturday night is to stay home and read about books
Men should not be allowed at shopping malls. They should drop off women and come back the next day to pick them up.
I just don't understand why everyone is upset over something they can't control.
Ladies if you are wearing a skirt please close your legs. Thank you I will appreciate it immensely.
Those who loathe beautiful girls on Instagram are those who, usually, haven't followed them. Those who have followed them, understand them and still loathe them have finally understood what a threat they pose to Instagram.
I never knew how much clothing I had...until I waited 3 weeks to wash it all. 5 hours later, 2 loads were still left.
To whoever just prank called me, the 90's called, they want their idea of a good time back.
If you've got nothing nice to say, then don't say ANYTHING. Speaking ill of the dead, is pure cruel. Parents teach you stuff like this when you’re five, so grow up and shut up!
Women can endure pain more than men; a good example is waiting for a parking spot at the mall.
Kim Kardashian is going to divorce again and I can't kill time to hear how it's the blunder of Republicans.
I'm amazed the American government has not yet begun to accuse us a fresh air tax.
I wonder how much trash China has created. They should just ban plastic in China. From now on everything has to be made out of bamboo.
The cheapest date you will ever meet, give him an apple, he'll let you love with him but beware... if you give him an orange... your name will go to the death note.
Dear managers, it's very hard to tell you I won't be at work if you don't answer your phones.
Asian girls drink more Starbucks and boba than the average man. This Starbucks ever had boba; I think Asian women heads will explode someday.
Dear everyone, if you're returning a gift to a store and you have zero proof of purchase for something you spent zero money on; you have no right to yell at us because you aren't getting full cash refund.
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They should drop off women and come back the next day to pick them up.stop being so negative quotes
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